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⚖️ Retired Judge Mug – “Warning: Retired Judge. I Have Stories and All Day to Tell Them to You” | Funny Two-Tone Ceramic Mug
They’ve banged the gavel, laid down the law — and now they’ve got nothing but time and opinions.
This funny retired judge mug features the phrase:
“Warning: Retired Judge. I have stories and all day to tell them to you.”
Perfect for early morning coffee, long-winded tales, and the occasional unsolicited advice.

Whether it’s for a retirement party, a farewell gift, or just to help them settle into their new storytelling career, this mug is a warm and witty tribute to their years on the bench.

☕ Mug Details:
Available in 11oz or 15oz sizes

Two-tone ceramic mug with colored handle and interior

Design printed on both sides

Microwave and dishwasher safe

High-quality sublimation printing — won’t peel or fade

Printed and shipped from the USA

Comes securely packaged and ready to gift

🎁 Perfect for:
Retired judges with a sense of humor
Unique and thoughtful retirement gifts
Lawyers or clerks honoring a beloved colleague
Coworker farewell gifts with personality
Anyone who’s earned their right to ramble — and has stories worth hearing

📦 Shipping & Returns:
Each mug is printed to order and shipped from the USA.
Returns and exchanges aren’t accepted on custom-printed items, but if your mug arrives:
Damaged
Incorrect
Or defective
📸 Just send a photo and I’ll replace it for free.
📌 Please double-check your shipping details before completing your order.
💬 Add to cart and give them a mug that says: you're retired — but never off the record.