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“Painter Hourly Rate” – Funny Two-Tone Coffee Mug for Tradespeople

There’s regular coffee… and then there’s coffee that comes with a warning. This two-tone ceramic mug is made for painters who’ve dealt with clients that hover, micromanage, or try to “help” — and charge accordingly.

With a sarcastic hourly rate breakdown printed right on the side, this mug says what every pro is thinking but can’t always say out loud. It's the perfect job site sidekick for coffee breaks, shop banter, and subtle attitude.

🎯 Perfect for:
Interior painters, exterior pros, and cabinet painters
Painter decorators, contractors, and tradespeople
Painting crews, bosses, or anyone who bills by the hour and earns every cent
People who know their time is valuable — especially when someone’s watching

☕ Product Features:
Available in 11oz or 15oz sizes
Two-tone ceramic mug — white base with black (or color) interior and handle
High quality ORCA coating and BPA free.
Durable, high-contrast print — no fading or peeling
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Design printed on both sides (perfect for lefties or sharing a message across the job site)

🎁 Great as a:
Funny painter gift for coworkers or friends in the trade
Gift for house painters or painting contractors
Appreciation mug for your favorite paint-splattered smartass
Retirement gift, boss gift, or tradesman birthday surprise

📦 Shipping & Returns:
Mugs are made to order — please allow 2–5 business days for production
Shipped with tracking via USPS or equivalent carrier
We do not accept returns or exchanges due to made-to-order production
If your mug arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll happily replace it — just send a photo
We do not replace items shipped to the wrong address — please double-check before ordering

Whether it’s for your morning brew or a passive-aggressive desk accessory, this mug makes it clear: painters don’t work for free — and they definitely charge extra if you “help.” Add to cart and let the billing begin.