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“Painter Hourly Rate” – Funny White Ceramic Mug for Tradespeople

If you've ever had a client hover, ask for a discount, or try to "help" with the job, this mug speaks your truth. Featuring a sarcastic hourly rate breakdown (with pricing that changes depending on how annoying the customer is), it's the perfect coffee companion for any painter who’s earned the right to charge extra for nonsense.

This design says it all — so you don’t have to.

🎯 Made for:
Professional painters, interior painters, and cabinet painters
Painter decorators and independent contractors
Anyone who works with rollers, ladders, and people who “just want to help”
Crew leads, bosses, or tradespeople who need caffeine and boundaries

☕ Product Features:

11oz or 15oz plain white ceramic mug, orca coated and BPA free.
Dishwasher + microwave safe
Permanent, high-contrast print — no peeling or fading
Ideal for job site coffee breaks, office sarcasm, or shop talk

🎁 Perfect as a:
Gift for house painters and tradespeople
Funny present for coworkers in the painting biz
Appreciation gift for your favorite no-nonsense contractor
Inside joke for the person who actually knows what they’re doing

📦 Shipping & Returns:
Mugs are made to order — please allow 2–5 business days for production
Shipped with tracking via USPS or similar carrier
We do not accept returns or exchanges due to made-to-order production
If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll gladly replace it — just send a photo
We do not replace items sent to the wrong address — double-check your info before placing the order

Whether you’re painting walls or just managing expectations, this mug lets them know your time isn’t free — and your patience isn’t either. Add it to your cart and bill accordingly. 🎨☕