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Looking for a hilarious and spot-on gift for the retired engineer in your life? Or maybe you’re the proud engineer who’s ready to declare your retirement status loud and clear! Either way, our "WARNING: RETIRED ENGINEER. Knows it all and has the whole day to tell you about it" t-shirt is the perfect pick. A clever nod to their brilliance (and maybe their love of long explanations), this shirt is sure to bring smiles and start conversations.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt:
🛠️ Comfort That Works Overtime: Made from 5 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and durable—perfect for a full day of sharing knowledge (solicited or not).
🛠️ Built to Last: Featuring a seamless body, set-in sleeves, and double-needle stitching, this t-shirt is as reliable as their engineering calculations.
🛠️ Effortless Style: A 1x1 rib seamless collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping add a polished touch that’s perfect for any retired engineer’s wardrobe.
🛠️ TearAway Label: Because comfort is key, the label won’t scratch or irritate while they’re deep in conversation about the finer points of engineering design.

The Perfect Gift:
This t-shirt is more than just a piece of clothing—it’s a badge of honor for any retired engineer who’s earned the right to “know it all.” Whether for a birthday, retirement celebration, or just because, it’s a thoughtful and funny way to show your appreciation for their expertise (and entertaining stories).

Shipping & Policies:
📦 Ships from the USA: Your order is printed and shipped locally for superior quality and fast delivery.
💌 Hassle-Free Replacements: If your shirt arrives damaged or defective, I’ll replace it for free! Just send me a photo of the issue, and I’ll make it right.
🚫 No Cancellations, Returns, or Exchanges: Since each shirt is custom-made and sent to production immediately, I’m unable to accept cancellations, returns, or exchanges. Please double-check the size chart before purchasing to ensure the perfect fit—I want you to love your shirt as much as I love making it!

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Order Today:
Celebrate the retired engineer in your life with this clever and comfy "WARNING: Retired Engineer" t-shirt. Whether they’re at a family gathering, an engineering alumni meetup, or simply relaxing at home, this shirt will be their favorite conversation starter.

Don’t wait—order now and get ready for a full day of fascinating facts (and maybe a few over-explained stories)! 🔧