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Looking for the perfect retirement gift for the retired pilot in your life or a fun way to announce your new retirement lifestyle? Look no further! Our "WARNING: RETIRED PILOT. I have stories and all day to tell them to you!" t-shirt is the ultimate conversation starter—and trust us, the stories are probably very interesting.

Why You'll Love This Shirt:
✈️ Comfort Meets Durability: Made from 5 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and built to last. Perfect for all-day wear while reminiscing about epic flights or swapping tales from the cockpit.
✈️ Perfect Fit: Featuring a seamless body, set-in sleeves, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this t-shirt is as comfortable as your favorite pilot seat but way cozier. Please check our size chart image for accurate sizing.
✈️ Stylish Details: With a 1x1 rib seamless collar and double-stitched sleeves and hem, this tee combines quality and style—just like any good pilot does.
✈️ Easy on the Skin: The TearAway label means no itching or scratching, leaving you free to share your aviation wisdom in complete comfort.

The Perfect Gift:
This t-shirt is more than just clothing—it’s an invitation to share experiences, laughter, and maybe a few exaggerated tales of turbulence. Whether you're shopping for a retired pilot, aviation enthusiast, or someone who just loves a good story, this shirt is guaranteed to deliver smiles (and maybe a laugh or two).

Shipping & Policies:
📦 Ships from the USA: Your order will be printed and shipped locally, ensuring high-quality craftsmanship and quick delivery to your doorstep.
💌 Hassle-Free Replacements: If your shirt arrives damaged or defective, no worries—I’ll replace it for free! Just send me a quick photo of the issue, and I’ll take care of the rest.
🚫 No Cancellations, Returns, or Exchanges: Since each shirt is custom-made and sent to production right after you order, I’m unable to accept cancellations, returns, or exchanges. Please double-check the size chart before purchasing to ensure the perfect fit—I want you to love your shirt as much as I love making it!

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Order Today:
Show off your new retirement lifestyle or give the gift of laughter with this hilarious "WARNING: Retired Pilot" t-shirt. Whether they’re at a family gathering, an aviation meetup, or simply lounging at home, this shirt guarantees all eyes (and ears) will be on the wearer.

Don’t wait—order now and prepare for some serious storytelling! 🛩️