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Custom Retirement Mug – "A Wise Man Said, F* This Sh*t, I'm Outta Here!"**
Retirement—the ultimate goal, the dream, the escape! Celebrate freedom with this funny and relatable two-tone mug, featuring the bold phrase:

"A wise man said, F* this sh*t, I'm outta here. So he retired and lived happily ever after."**

🔹 Make it personal! Add a custom name and retirement date to create a one-of-a-kind keepsake for the new retiree who has officially traded in office meetings for morning coffee and midday naps!

☕ Mug Features
✔️ Vibrant Two-Tone Design – A colorful rim, handle, and interior give this mug extra character.
✔️ Premium-Quality Print – No fading, even after 4,000+ washes—because retirement lasts forever!
✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – No extra work required (just like retirement life!).

🎁 The Perfect Retirement Gift for:
🎉 Dads, grandpas, uncles, bosses, coworkers & friends
🎉 Anyone who’s finally saying goodbye to the daily grind
🎉 Someone who deserves a good laugh and a great cup of coffee

📦 Shipping & Returns
🚚 Shipping: All products are supplied and shipped from the USA.
🔄 Returns: I don’t accept returns or exchanges, but I’m happy to replace your item for free if it arrives damaged, has a printing defect, or if you receive the wrong item (just send me a photo!). I cannot replace items if the wrong address was entered at checkout.

☕ Raise a mug to retirement! Customize yours today! 🎉